Thursday, October 15, 2009

nlcs: los angeles

the mini-break for baseball is finally over and here are our predictions.
dodgers vs. phillies
the rematch los angeles has waited for is finally here. no, not lakers vs. celtics, it's the dodgers vs. phillies. yup, that's right, from last year's playoffs. well, maybe los angeles isn't that fired up, but the dodgers are in line to redeem themselves from last year's painful playoff exit. this year the dodgers have tossed aside their dead weight veterans and given the reins to their kids. thankfully, they are producing... at least for now. the young core of ethier, kemp, loney, and martin are finally starting to realize some of their promise, but they need manny to be 'old manny' to take pressure off of them. the biggest concern the dodgers have coming into the series is their starting rotation that includes a japanese guy who's wife thought he died after getting hit by a line drive. fortunately, they have the best bullpen in the league to make up for that weakness.
the phillies are primed for another repeat. (in case you forgot, they actually won the world series last year) the phillies power lineup matched with their little league ballpark means danger! it seems like rollins, or j-roll, is rolling out of a season-long slump just in time to break the hearts of every dodgers fan. with lefty power from howard, utley, and ibanez with a combined ops of 2.735 coupled with clutch hitting from victorino and wreth, no pitching staff can sleep soundly. and let's forget about pedro feliz who somehow hit 83 rbi this season! the phillies also sport top-notch starters with hamels, lee, haap, and... pedro martinez? the problem with the phillies is their bullpen, but it looks like lidge is turning a corner and showing signs of the monster he was last year.
prediction: dodgers in 6, but i wasn't a dodgers fan, phillies in 5. the series comes down to the bullpen. who ever closes the door wins the series.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

is it october yet?

either i haven't been watching enough re-runs of everybody loves raymond (ramon, for our spanish readers), or tbs stopped telling us there's only one october. either way, the mlb playoffs are here, and seemingly without much fanfare. nevertheless, here's our predictions for this october.
st louis cardinals vs los angeles dodgers
the cards sport the league's two best pitchers in wainwright and carpenter, the league's best closer in franklin, and the league's best player in matt holliday. holliday leads the team with a .353 BA and 57 rbi since the aug 1. protecting holliday, the cards have ryan (ludo) ludwick and yadier (yada-yada-yada) molina with a combined ops of 1.524. and don't forget about skip (bo) schumaker and rookie sensation colby (the ram) rasmus setting the table with a combined 157 runs. (nicknames not official) this team looks ready for another championship. and oh, yeah, they have a big fat dumb alleged-doper in albert pujols who is arguably the best hitter in baseball of ALL-TIME! (at least according to matt holliday)
the dodgers wish there was more than one october preferably in may. unfortunately for the dodgers, dane cook was right, there is only one october. the dodgers were a team that led the league in wins, hitting, and pitching before the all-star break now can't barely beat the pirates and nationals. ouch, that hurt. hopefully the blue crew can regain some of that early season magic, and pull out the upset, even though they have home-field. there's so many question marks for the dodgers: can billingsley regain his all-star form? will manny catch fire? will bill plaschke ever gain the favor of tony reali?
prediction: being a l.a. guy, i pick the dodgers in 5. if i wasn't, cardinals in 3.
colorado rockies vs philadelphia phillies
the rockies come in blazing into the playoffs, and swept the phillies a couple years ago. but a lot has changed. jim tracy is the manager, and they didn't need a phantom call for matt holliday. looking at their stats, the rockies don't look like a playoff team, but they own the best record after the all-star break, have a record of 30 games over .500 with jim tracy, and still have a ton of guys from the world series team.
the defending world champs come into the playoffs with plenty of offense and plenty of bullpen problems. the main concern is which brad lidge will show up. the lights out, nasty slider lidge or the blow save waiting to happen lidge. so far, bs lidge is here and bought a house to make the transformation permanent. luckily, the phils play in a little league ballpark and have a ton power.
prediction: pain... just kidding. phils in 4.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

correction

after 2 years, the writers at house of painster have decided to finally correct the header. tyler is now no longer read as "tlyer."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

nba finals preivew 2009

1 lakers vs 3 magic(s)

the lakers clawed and fought through inferior teams to reach the nba finals. keys plays and jelly-bean being jelly-bean got the lakers over the nuggets and on to the nba finals. the lakers are still not playing to their talent level, but it was just enough against teams not yet ready for the primetime. everybody besides kobe has been up and down (in sasha's case, just down). game 6 against the nuggets showed us a glimpse of the lakers turning on all cyclinders, but can they keep it up against the magic(s)?

the magic(s) defied expectations of a cavs/lakers series by steam-rolling the cavs with "match-up" problems. i'd say they were just flat-out out-played. the cavs had a choice - crowd the paint or stay on the shooters. they did neither. the magic just dumped it down to the big man, double-team came, they moved the ball side-to-side and hit their shots while the cavs either got lost on their rotations or got their smalls on bigs or got their slows on fasts. i hope everybody knows now that howard is no david robinson and brings the pain. lebron is just not good enough to beat elite teams.

since match-ups were so important, here's how they match-up:

center- bynum vs. howard. advantage howard. howard is the defensive player of the year and is the most active big man of all-time. he plays great weakside d, flies down the court, grabs every rebound and gets a ton of tip-in dunks. not to mention he's an athletic freak and a massive human being. at least drew bynum is big and shown flashes of dominance, but the only thing he likes doing is scoring points, and at this point, he's only half-way decent. this means we'll see a lot of pau at center.

power foward - gasol vs. lewis. advantage gasol. gasol is ready for the primetime. he's demanding the ball and swearing and he knows he is the third best player in the series. he has a ton of moves down low, and can move out and hit the 15 ft jumper. pau is a really smart player, passes well, and is starting to lift weights. he'll destroy lewis on the block, as lewis is really a small guy in a big guy's body. pau no longer has to deal with a physical player, as lewis is just as soft. while pau tries hard on defense, he's no match for lewis on the outside. lewis is a bomer and hit a ton of big shots vs the cavs. expect an offensive explosion from both players.

small forward - ariza vs. turkoglu. advantage mr. 4th quarter. hedo is a cold-blooded bomer who gets streaky at the right times. he plays great off the pick-and-roll, and plays point-forward during the fourth quarter. he can hit difficult shots down the stretch, which makes him dangerous. ariza is starting to become a big-play guy with key steals and big open threes against the nuggets. he's long and bothers shooters on the perimeter, but has trouble guarding bigger players who like to go to the hole. the key is hedo being aggressive. and ariza needs to shut down the pick and roll, hit the three, and make a couple hustle plays a game.

shooting gaurd - kobe vs. lee/pietrus. advantage kobe. kobe just dominated the nuggets with amazing play throughout the series. he took over games, played to the max, and showed he is the best player in the league. he can do anything offensively (any shot in the game is his) and can shut down a top player when he tires. he is the best fundamentally sound player and has the best footwork of any player. if his shot is on, his cut-throat attitude overshadows the game. with another championship, kobe will be considered the best player of his generation. lee and pietrus are good defenders and play good defense but are no match for kobe.

point guard - fisher vs. alston. advantage alston. alston is streaky but knows how to get the job done. a good ball-handler and is quick, but he is average in almost everything else. fisher has been champ, but shot has left him. he still can be a threat on the outside, but he needs to knock down the open three to be effective. does fisher have enough left in the tank? he's hit a ton of big shots during the finals, can he do it this year? i think he will.

bench - lakers vs magic(s). advantage lakers. the lakers have more depth and weapons off the bench. with odom the lakers can play small and have a big perimeter body on lewis when he gets going. he's also a great rebounder and can push the ball up the court. he's a match-up nightmare when he's on. lakers also have shooters and play-makers off the bench in walton, farmar, brown, and vujacic. if these guys play to their potential, they can deliever a knock-out. the magic got pietrus, gortat, and johnson who are nice back-ups, but don't have that game changing ability the lakers' bench has. pietrus is their x-factor. he can really make a difference in a game with his athleticism and corner three. also, if jameer nelson returns and is effective, the magic have a secret weapon that swing the series in their favor.

prediction: the lakers have a ton of talent and a supposed big man to stop howard. lakers also have x-factors like odom, fisher, ariza, and bymun who can carry the lakers when kobe and pau aren't hitting their shots. unfortunately, you never know who's going to show up, if anybody. can the lakers supporting all-stars play well enough times to win 4 games? with odom, the lakers can match up with the magic's shooting bigs. the magic are playing awesome basketball and amazing mental toughness. they had a few heart-breaking losses this post-season, but came back to win each series. these games are coming down to details and experience. the lakers were almost angry receiving a western-conference champion trophy and aren't going to let another championship go by. this is their time because their window is closing. they understand the urgency and heartbreak. lakers in 7.

Monday, May 4, 2009

2009 nba playoff preview - eastern confernce: round 2

1 cavaliers vs 4 hawks

the cavs just stream-rolled the pistons about a month ago and are ready for the next speed bump on their way to the finals. lebron is a post-human possessed to destroy every team until a championship is won. lebron might be the only player ever with shaq's combination of strength and quickness, magic's ball skills and vision, jordan's athleticism, and vince carter's will to win. and only people who could stop him are now poisoning different teams. drew gooden and larry hughes, anyone?
as the king is receiving his first mvp award, the hawks are receiving their 24th "most ugly playoff series" award. the hawks showed that they barley know how the win as they beat the heat(s).
prediction: breaking news! the hawks forfeit as they realize they have no chance. in a statement released by coach mike woodson: "as a organization, we were just so happy to get out of the first round, and as a team, we decided to forfeit the series and not tarnish our great season by being embarrassed by the cavs. j.d. and t.i. said they were throwing us a party, so good luck to the cavs!" cavs in 0.

2 celtics vs 3 magic(s)
the celtics barely got out of the first round against the bulls with lucky bounces and bad officiating. rondo is this year's most hated player of the playoffs, right behind ken perkins, eddie house, and the rest of the celtics. somebody needs to lay rondo out. i'm guessing howard is sending him to the hospital. but they showed some true grit, and got the calls when they needed it.
the magic gave up big leads against the 76ers but still beat closed out on the road without howard. has anybody ever been as deceptively mean as howard? this is a man that smiles as he gives a knock out elbow. as long as there isn't a james bond film in production, 007 re-occuring thug number 5, hedo, should still be the magic's "mr. 4th quarter."
prediction: celtics gave it all they got against the bulls and barely won. can they do it again? not against the magic(s). the magic(s) have played them well all season and have too much size and shooting against a team with zero depth, unless you count brian scalabrine's head bandage. magic(s) in 6.

Friday, May 1, 2009

2009 nba playoff preview - western conference: round 2

1 lakers vs 5 rockets

the lakers blasted through the jazz treating the series like a preseason match-up. the lakers might be the first ever team going through the motions in the playoffs. again, the lakers gave up big leads and pulled through. but the only problems on the lakers people talked about is their backup center struggling, their injured backup forward, their 3rd string point guard, and how lamar odom grew 3 inches the past week. is jelly-bean the best closer in the game? i don't think there's a stat for saves, but the machine unofficially leads the league in blow saves (sorry sasha).

the rockets played tough defense on a jump shooting team lead by the dorkiest player in the league. apparently, von wafer once hid battier's philosophy books as a prank, and shane sob uncontrollably until ron artest felt so bad he told shane where the books were. that's shane battier for you, oh and does exactly what you need from a wingman in the playoffs - hit timely threes and play good defense.

prediction: the lakers got enough bigs to negate yao's effect on the series and get him in foul trouble. kobe is going to go after the battier and artest, and it should make for some good youtube videos. lakers in 5.

2 nuggets vs 6 mavericks

the nuggets just destroyed the hornets. 58 points! it was a complete mental and physical domination. everything clicked for the nuggets, and the hornets laid down like dogs. even jason hart got reps! can they do it again?

the mavs won the battle of boring. the question is are they relevant again? um, no. not until they invent a time machine and bribe the officials in the 2006 nba finals. they look good though with good shooting and clutch play to bother the nuggets.

prediction: the nuggets have turned from wanna-be thugs to straight-up gangsta's. can they bully their way past the sneering mavs? yes, but not without a all-out gang war. dirk no longer wants to be soft and will sneer and elbow anybody they put in front of him (hello dahntay). though he will still do his pump fake fall away j. an interesting series. nuggets in 6.

Friday, April 17, 2009

2009 nba playoff preview - eastern confernce: round 1

1 cavaliers vs 8 pistons
the cavs are dominate. Nearly unbeatable at home,they have best defensive team in the league and the best player. They're playoff tested reaching the finals two years ago and have a clubhouse camaraderie only comparable to the nwo wolfpack.

the pistons are on the twilight of their successful ran through a awful conference - thank goodness! i'd rather watch full house than see these guys on tv again. this team is the reason why the eastern conference garbage the last 6 years. a.i. was right to quit on this scrap heep.

prediction: remember when everybody said the pistons are bored during the regular season, and turned it on for the playoffs. that will not happen this. the cavs will steam-roll through the pistons and hire the choreographer from high school musical for some new intros and celebrations. cavs in 4.

2 celtics vs 7 bulls
oh no! kg is out. big whoop. the only sad news is the lakers won't be to pound the celtics in the finals and lay-out rondo. i wouldn't worry too much. they'll be good enough to beat the sorry teams in the east to get to the conference finals.

the bulls made the playoffs!? i guess getting past the bucks and bobcats wasn't too tough when you have the all-mighty john salmons. it is cool that john paxton's devotion to march madness created the first ever final four all-stars team. too bad jo noah is on it though.

prediction: the kg-less celtics will roll over the perpetual baby bulls (do these guys ever grow up?) celtics in 5.

3 magic(s) vs 6 76ers
the most exciting team in the east might go into the 1st round with injuries 3 of their 4 best players (hedo, lewis, nelson). can stan van panic attack lead them to the 2nd round? do you want me to count the question marks? fyi, dwight howard is not too fun loving; brotha is 4th the league in t's; he's a chippy dude. expect some body slams.

76ers made the playoffs!? it's funny how their best player played behind luke walton in college. ouch, that hurt. is lou williams gonna make leap?

prediction: stan van takes the pressure off the magic with the motto " somebody has to win." and they should. magic in 7

4 hawks vs 5 heat(s)
i can't imagine the hawks winning a playoff series without dikembe and with mike bibby. joe johnson can carry a team though and the hawks got some good young players who don't shoot well. here's hoping for a zaza-o'neal stare-down.

can d-wade be mvp? 2006 kobe had better numbers and more wins in a tougher conference with worse players (kwame brown, smush parker!?) than wade this year. outrageous! remember, d-wade won only 15 games last year and got swept like dogs two years ago. he quit just like everybody else did. he should not be ahead of kobe, paul, or howard in mvp.

prediction: the hawks can't beat the refs and d-wade. heat in 7.